was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
Fact: Telling a guy he has erectile dysfunction doesn't solve the problem.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
You're the third person who's asked me for an afternoon blow connection in one day. Unreal.
That's more of a you-issue than a me-issue
arnt you supposed to become a mature adult when you move out of your parents house?
Moving out doesnt mean I'm mature, it means I can make pancakes and bacon at 3 in the morning and no one can judge me.
A group of drunk Marines just serenaded me, never leaving this place
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
So i had a feeling this dude with one leg in a wheelchair was following me around Walmart turns out I was right. He just asked for a picture of my feet.
i mean i let him but still...
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
holy f. i broke my toe giving him head. how does that even happen!?
Randomize
