I saw a sign that said worlds largest frying pan next exit. Way to do your fucking part Iowa.
my bed looks and feels like i need to buy plan b.
Just walked pass a bum on the way to a coinstar... awkward
It feels like I shit a light bulb that shattered on the way out.
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i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
also karaoke with swedish 7yr old and drunk 50yr old = best idea ever
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then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
I can't possibly be the only person who has ever eaten Cheetos with a spoon to avoid the powder getting in my fingers
The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
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