69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
Dude they even gave me free lube for being tested! Best. Hiv test. EVER.
Of course, I believed he would find me irrestible...sloppy drunk, chugging from a bottle of chardonnay, and completely naked because those kids stole my clothes as I was swimming on their private beach
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
Oh okay well are you handling the "just sex part" like a professional hooker like I taught you?
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
He bought the 12 pack of condoms. I take that as a sign of serious commitment.
It's not as funny as it sounds. I shit myself at the company Christmas party.
It's going to turn into you and me throwing down in a devastating lip-synch battle while everyone else stands around awkwardly.
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
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