found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
The frequency that you give me blue balls couldn't be healthy.
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
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Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
How do you explain to a guy that he's like a little puppy dog that you play with, but then leave at the shelter to go home to your German Shepard?
I AM OFFERING YOU ALCOHOL AND THE CHANCE TO LET ME SAY FUCK IT TO MY RESPONSIBILITIES. HOW MANY TIMES DOES THIS HAPPEN?!
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
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haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
I'm debating a nap but also debating breaking into the liquor cabinet
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
You wrapped yourself in tin-foil and told us you were Iron Man. I have pictures.
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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