Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
Ugh why does it have to be margarita Monday. Why can't it be pants off dance off beer pong but with jager Monday.
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
You fell out of his top bunk onto his set of golf clubs. After seeing blood on your leg, you proceeded to sing "the first cut is the deepest" while sprawled on the golf clubs
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
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