so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
So for future reference.... it's a little unnerving when I can't get hold of you, and the last communication we had was, "Oh fuck... It's tequila"
Just me. You're probably having sex with her right now, so here's a reminder that you should be thinking of me per our agreement.
The lady sitting right behind me on the bus has baby birds in her purse. Shes feeding them bugs from a cup with a pair of tweezers... I love san francisco!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
Randomize