FYI..good luck when you get back from work.. mom and dad know about the boy you brought home last night
haha good one..how did you even know?
we all know. he obviously didn't leave when you might have told him to.. he came down when we were eating because he coud smell mom's cooking. the dude ate with us and offered to say grace. so yeah, good luck.
this will be a night to untag.
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
He brought me bullshit flowers and a bullshit apology. Even shrek did more than that for Fiona. And he's an ogre. Does this not say anything about him?
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
And also the fact that I woke up sandwiched between two gay men is probably fueling my day
Sneezing cum all over the table was not the highlight of the family reunion if that tells you anything
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
I shotgunned a beer immediately puked and rallied. And by rallied I mean had sex in the bathroom after he held my hair.
What a gentleman.
Is it weird that I'm mad at my boss because he isn't paying me enough attention? Maybe my dad issues are worse than I thought
I mean, I'm not hammered, but I definitely can't show my face or tits in that bowling alley again
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