i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
I'm pretty sure we've had sex a bunch more times than we've hugged. So hugs are weird when they happen.
Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
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a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
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This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.
Like I've never seen her that drunk. She's usually like quiet and doesn't say she'll fuck someone on a futon
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
He rubbed my back afterwards. I forgot how to talk and I legitimately thought I was a cat for a few minutes.
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
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