No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
so let's talk penis.
It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
We did a shot for each one. Father... son... and holy ghost. That wasn't enough though so we moved on to toasting dead relatives.
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
I have to keep checking she's breathing. This is why we don't drink on Sundays
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
He was gone for 5 minutes, opened the car door and said, "Don't eat my shit." and dropped Chipotle on the passenger seat. He was gone for another 10 minutes and came back with Coldstone. That stoned.
You better have a raging boner when I get to your house and it better be worth missing work in the morning.
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
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