Scratch that. Lia's boy toy's brother has a gorilla costume. This is gonna be great.
You're earring is so big in my mouth
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
I just stabbed open a can of Spaghetti Os with a spork. Who says I cant take care of myself?
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
Why is there soup literally in every orifice of my body?
I've never had someone so bad at kissing. It was like he was trying to block my airway with his tongue and he succeeded...
i don't think fitbit tracks "flipping the fuck out" as activity.
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
Well as if this year didn't suck enough already, I can now count 2015 as the year I got chlamydia
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
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