Um, I don't know who U MEANT to send that to, but yes I WAS going to fuck you. Instead you can go play Halo with ur friends.
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
I woke up to 76 pages of e's, r's, d's, and f's from when I fell asleep for 3 hours on my laptop keyboard trying to write that paper.
When I see myself in tank tops and push up bras I seriously wonder why I'm not President.
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
Your brother slept on my deck. There was a key under the mat. Relapse party success.
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
He totally sucks at sexting. He sent me a clothed shot of his ass captioned "I know this gets you going." What?
Just showed my drunk fiancé where I got circumcised, she's been crying for twenty minutes.
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
He hand fed me trail mix then I watched the video of me the next morning. He was actually feeding me meow mix.....that drunk. I still have no regrets marrying him
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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