you kept singing the copa cabana and saying HAVE A BANANA to random people on the street. you also went up to this poor short guy and hugged him while proceeding to yell I LOVE YOU CHILD MAN into his face. please tell me you're sober now
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
I'm so proud of your ability to turn my Charlie horse last night into anal sex.
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while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
I can't believe they didnt cut us off after we all hugged each other and started singing "were the 3 best friends that anybody could have" RIGHT IN FRONT of the bar and bartender...
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
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He pulled a kid having a seizure out of a car and stayed with him until the ambulance came.
he what???
Not kidding. My ovaries cannot handle this shit...swear next time he'll rescue a bunch of pound puppies and hand them out to lonely orphans.
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
The moment when you go to plug in someone else's phone in your car and your lube is in the way. Don't mind that it's just my center console car lube. Normal.
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
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