I wish there was a facebook app that filtered my notifications to show only the ones having to do with people who'll fuck me.
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
if i were reduced to my simplest elements, i would be jizz and glitter.
my boyfriend just told me he used to have genital herpes. I was gonna have sex with him, but now it's SOOO over.
what kind of stupid fuck tells you that BEFORE sex? he is definitely not a keeper.
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
You were discovered in a bush, smoking, and singing "in the jungle" to yourself. Which explains the scratches, but not the orange paint.
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
She invited us over for cocaine and donuts
bitch, i have a flask. i've got things under control.
god. marry me.
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
I have blood and BBQ sauce all over my shirt. I blame you for the blood.
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
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