Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
The bartender let me pay my bar tab with my itunes giftcards.
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
OMG stoned with flashing lights behind me, I was freaking out until I realized I wasn't driving my couch
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
the upside of dating someone over 21: he can buy me a pregnancy test AND a bottle of wine when he goes to cvs for me
Sometimes I think I'm witty and funny, and then I realize it 3pm and I'm drunk
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
My now ex hook up buddy realized I was hooking up with others when she saw my spotify sex playlist making appearances on fb. fml
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
my penis made a compromise with my morals
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