Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
is 1am too late, or too early to make bacon?
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
I'm leaving my hospital band on when we go drinking tonight. I'm aiming for pity sex.
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
Every time you come over you bleed on everything. I'm not calling Verizon again asking if blood is considered water damage.
No, that's just what we do when we hang out. We get drunk, have really awesome sex, then fight about why we never worked as a couple
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
But seriously, I love having sex with you and simultaneously know I never wanna date you.
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
Just do what I do and listen to your vagina. She’ll growl when she smells good dick
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