i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Don't fret. That vag would have consumed a lesser man.
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
I do what I can to inject something into your life every day. Today, humor. Saturday. Penis.
I knew deleting his texts was a bad idea and I was right. I just used the last time we talked to help me figure out when I had my last period
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
In the officer's defense, I was indeed pantless at the time he cuffed me, but there's a perfectly good explanation.
As you were leaving you yelled at the owners that the stairs weren't suitable for "intoxacapated" people and promptly fell down them.
So I WAS right.
The coke machine at work is laughing at me. Literally. I just heard laughter from the coke machine
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
How... how did you get Adam Lambert's shoes? Does he know you have them? DID YOU STEAL ADAM LAMBERT'S SHOES?! Oh my God I am so turned on right now.
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
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