Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
Jenna and Ryan are ranting and raving about child custody. MY VASECTOMY SMILES.
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I chased a girl up a staircase screaming because she had a cardboard cut out of James Dean which, at the time, I believed to my friend being held against his will
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
How is it that I, the only one that didn't drink last night, was the only one puking out the car window?
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This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
Success! We fucked roommates!
We're like a married couple, but we only have sex on college holidays and other people's birthdays.
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
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