I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
When did you hit me on the head with a stool?
Sitting in the library studying = googling how to get laid in the library.
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
I'll be gone when you wake up but you hit a girl so I knocked you out. Never hit a girl. Unless it's with your penis.
Been awake for 50 some odd hours. I've discovered I can spew out maaaad papers whilst coked out of my face. My roommates probably think I'm dead. Money well spent. You?
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
Today's goal is to get out of bed, before I take a shit. This might be hard
Pass or fail tho
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
A girl in McDonalds just asked if I was in here wasted a few nights ago throwing fries at the staff, I said it was my twin
We both know that wasn't me
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
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