Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
we got a new version of the plan b at the pharmacy now. its called next choice. you would think they would come up with better names for these things.
Michelle found a bong in the garbage and sold it to my mom
I just febrezed the jizz on my pants and wore them again, gross or eco-friendly?
Eco-friendly.
He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
no, that was the night I slathered your dick in the icing from my birthday cake
don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
I think I'm dead. Why did I think it was a good idea to hang from the banister while someone poured liquor into my mouth?
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
Did I see you at the bar last night?
Yes. You just kept grabbing my boobs and saying how much better they are than yours...
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
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