That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
Just transferred the sun chips from that obnoxious Eco-friendly bag into a zip lock. Fuck the environment, that bag is loud.
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I'm going to get so drunk tonight, I actually feel bad about the 30 seconds of drunken awkward sex I'm going to have with one lucky fat chick.
I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
Just a heads up before you get home. Took the shelves out of the fridge so i could fit the beer ball and bucket of riot punch. Apparently i decided the stove was the best place to keep them. They got cooked when we pre heated to cook a bird we shot. This may be the final straw for our security deposit
Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
Life just isn't the same without him waking me up at 4 in the afternoon with a look of pity on his face...
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My gynecologist just said "don't worry, this won't be as hard as…well…" A FUCKING SEX JOKE NO
He knows whenever I get drunk I'm going to call him and make fun of his major. Its like a reverse booty call.
With gravity the way it is and your butt clearly being the size of a bus you'd break your hip or something
sweet Jesus, who thought 13 martinis was a good idea? 11 was probably sufficient.
Don’t say some truly stupid shit like that to me. In a kitchen. Where the knives are kept
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
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