Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
my roommate's gf just broke up with him and hes in his room crying and listening to coldplay while beating off to pictures of her...
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
I thanked her for the handjob she gave me in the middle of the night. She had no idea what i was talking about. I think she sleep-jerked-me-off. Im def sleeping over tonight too
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
Just found a condom on my floor from last weekend. 2/2. The scavenger hunt is over.
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
This is the third time this year I've whored myself for a Netflix login. If this guy changes his password, I'm gonna fucking give up.
Or maybe pay for Netflix?
I'm not that desperate yet.
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
Pooled our money and rented a bouncy castle for the day. Get over here now. Bring vodka.
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
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