end the night at a gay bar...not sure how...but why the fuck do i have two condoms in my pocket?
Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
Friends don't let friends talk to people who live in Orlando. Sorry I've failed you.
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
Remind me not to get naked underneath a tree I'm allergic to again.
Just had a heart to heart with my John Belushi poster.
You are my mentor.
I drank wine out of a protein shake bottle last night. You may want to rethink that statement.
I've learned life lessons in Vegas. Mostly, drugs are cheaper than alcohol.
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
It looked like Halloween in bed... BECAUSE HE BIT MY PUSSY AND I BLED ALL OVER THE FUCKING PLACE. THEN HE FELL AND BROKE HIS TOE. AND THEN PASSED OUT WHEN HE SAW ALL OF THE BLOOD.
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
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