I recorded his drunk dial calls. My personal favorite was the one that began, "grab the bull by the horns and fuck his cock."
You told him your wedding ring was part of your costume. not okay!!
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
so im gonna ask for shark week off tomorrow at work and i advise you do the same
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she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
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The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
I just matched with a taco on tinder. Dreams come true.
I just saw a cat, if i ate those mushrooms 15 minutes earlier i wouldn't have made it to the bar
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
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