Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
Lucky for you, I found your phone.....Not so lucky for you, it was in the bottom of your vomit-filled trashcan.
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
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so, the parking garage attendent caught us humping in the car. long story short, we have free parking whenever we want! take that abstinence.
just stole 2 cases of forties from some freshman in the woods by pretending to be a cop. that ten dollar spotlight is really turning a profit
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
Okay. But I hope it isn't expensive lingerie. Because I'm ripping it off Hulk Hogan style.
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
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My boobs are numb because I've been using them as stress balls
I just dumped the bloody coke bill into the tip jar while getting my hangover coffee. I'm literally going to hell.
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
I'm just waking up. I awoke in a towel (I must have showered at some point),i also found a half eaten McChicken in my bed and vomit in the toilet. Seems like I'm winning at life
Well I didn't spend $7 on an Uber just to get limp dick
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
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