did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
Most fantastic sex ever until her Doberman took an interest in what we were doing. There was nothing more terrifying then feeling warm dog breath on my ballsack.
when my professor asked "does anyone know what streches across south america" and a kid in the back row said "my exgirfriends vagina" i knew i was at home.
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i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
he told me my vagina was like a beautiful piece of salami
Typical Sunday afternoon purchase of condoms and a helium tank.
Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
I think the saddest part about my sex life is that most of it is pity sex.
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My arrest report says I was found in midtown "performing lewd and lascivious acts on top of art meant for public display and enjoyment".
Home-made laxative recipe: activia yogurt and tequila shots. Any ratio ought to work.
i need to stop establishing animals as safe words. Giraffe and Penguin are really awkward words to say during sex
So... I woke up on a bench with a honey bun on my chest.
Rolled over in bed this morning and found Nutella and wet naps. Why can't it ever be a fire fighter, or Jude Law.
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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