It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You insisted that you sleep on the bear rug instead of the couch. You said it was lonely and you kept on petting its head.
My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
all my money is vodka money
I have never read a truer sentence.
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
That's how pantless uber rides happen
Get here now. There’s a guy dressed as Captain Morgan handing out miniature bottles of Captain Morgan.
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
Randomize