so explain again why im purple
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So... how did lowering your standards work out last night?
That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
I will make out with the first guy who tries to pick me up with a lyric from a rap song. I won't even reply, just be on him like whoa.
I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
You gave the cab driver your pants as collateral while you ran in the house for money.
he's measuring my pool to see how much jello powder he needs. He got paid today.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
She called us while she was having sex to ask if we remembered to feed the cat
I dont understand how her boyfriend puts up with her weirdness
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
If I stopped mid-sex because the guy was hung like a light switch, it doesn't count, does it? Like the five second rule.
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
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