doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I admire a woman who can maintain dignity while puking after too much whiskey
Just incase you were wondering, the count of ladies who have perioded on chairs at our fine restaurant is now at 3.
normally I beat off every night before I go to bed even though my little brother sleeps in the same room. So I was starting to last night, and he jumped out of bed and said "Fuck, Im not listening to this shit again" We havent talked since. fuck me
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I found your dream girl. She looked 11 but drove and on her key chain it said "if i am not wasted the day is"
you kept trying to convince me i had aids because my head hurt
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
...oh my god that's like anal suicide
I'm aware. I'm writing the eulogy for my colon as we speak.
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
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If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
He was the only guy who ever made me cry..
Who, the park ranger who made you dump out your beer on the beach?
I never turn down an adventure. My life is like a sexual Lord of the Rings.
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
I just chased my birth control with Smirnoff. Shit's about to go down.
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
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