Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
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its 9am and we're in an escalade. I have no shoes and my dress is on backwards. I feel like we're the morning after a rap video
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
I told him I'd rather have sex with his father last night. I'll admit now that I was drunk.
If I threw up, how do I still have the same piece of gum in my mouth from the beginning of the night?
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
Drunk in my research methods class at 9:30 in the morning. We should do a quantitative analysis of my mimosa consumption.
I am both scared and jealous.
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
BABIES FOR EVERYONE. I'd be like Oprah except with babies
Why did you just send me a picture of your dinner?
CAUSE LOOK HOW MUCH SPAGHETTI I'M EATING
I mean, the night I fell out of that bus I made you pour vodka onto my wound to clean it, then duct taped a paper towel to my hand and kept drinking.
He couldn't undo my bra. He ended up breaking the clasp he clawed at it so long. We met on Tinder for God sake
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
There's a difference tho. *I* drink at seven in the morning because I work graveyards. YOU drink at seven in the morning cause you're an alcoholic.
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