i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
All I remember about walking back home was that I maced my shadow.
Matt just took me to visit my puke stain from 2 weeks ago at the train station...I'm fucking impressive
If you're still awake, how rude would it be if I masturbated in her new apartment on moving day? If you're asleep, then ask me how it was.
No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
I'm not leaving bed today. And i guess my drunken ass last night hit my roommate in the face with a tiki torch then proceeded to cry while carrying around a picture of he who must not being name. I'm a piece of work.
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
You know you've found a good drug dealer when he's willing to overnight mail to you in another state...
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.
I had to cum in my sink.
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