Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
oh god was she eating orange peels again
The only thing that made me get out of bed this morning was knowing that tonight, I don't plan on remembering what happened today
a kid puked on the floor and instead of, you know, cleaning it they cut a square out of the carpet with a boxcutter and threw it outside
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
Come make me food. I feel like if I go in the kitchen I will just get Gin.. and pass out in there.
Doing 9 month old dishes in my bath tub. These dishes literally had enough time to gestate a human child
I should've realized you were drunk when you began to point at my crotch while yelling "Funland!!!"
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
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