well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
I had my first sober conversation with his roommate. I remembered half way through that the first time we met I was getting fucked on his counter
I told the bartender that he could give me back the tip I gave him if he outsmarted me in a battle of wits. He has yet to challenge me.
Just saw a huge group of people walk by in there in their underwear. Too stoned for this.
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
I am now being bribed with one orgasm per every meal I eat. This is the best anorexia therapy ever
You made me drive your car so you could give the dude from the parking lot a BJ in the back seat. Classy.
Whatever, you're gonna have to break it to mom that the reason I was so drunk at Christmas dinner is because she wouldn't stop asking me why I don't have a boyfriend
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
Hey remind me the get the pancakes out of my jacket
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
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