he refused to get me toilet paper before we started drinking so I keep wiping with his towel.
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
The movie was so bad she gave me two blowjobs. Two.
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I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
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Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
After you passed out we took your car to the campus and stole a 150lb plaque that's now in your trunk. Happy birthday!
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
snapping my married booty call and next thing I know a plan b ad pops up
Apparently I gave a guy a hand job on the dance floor. ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
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