So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
He felt like a one man threesome
there's no such thing as luck on your birthday, only drunken invincibility, make it happen
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
I ran a string through all of my old vicodin bottles and strung them on the tree. Tis the season.
Woke up to the first three complete chapters of my new novel titled "If My Dick Could Talk" waiting for me on my laptop
Okay. I am working on pulling a tooth out of my mouth. Call me.
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
i need to start buying Plan B in bulk and leaving them at the door. I'm really sick of walking to CVS with my one-nighters
I have just been informed that my company has ray guns. I WORK FOR ACTUAL BOND VILLAINS. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
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