Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
I told her for every minute she spent down there, I would donate a dollar to the Haiti relief fund... totally worked
He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
YOU GOT KICKED OUT OF FIVE GUYS LAST NIGHT FOR THROWING PEANUTS AT THE PEOPLE WHO WORK THERE?!
correction: escorted out
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
There is absolutely a 0% chance my hips will make it out of this twerking business fully functional
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
The moment I was petting the giraffe was the moment I passed out
How did the date go? No fake eyeballs this time?
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
So. Um. Hypothetically speaking...how would one get a squirrel out of the house?
Randomize
