I love you!
You're insane
Fuckin crazy man! Seriously though I think if you would have me I honestly seriously think about marrying u!
Alright now lets video chat so I can xshow u my dick! Hahahaha
More dangerous that a broken heart and a shotgun.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
Sorry, they don't make maternity Power Ranger suits...
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
I feel like captain Morgan put his peg leg up my ass
not sure when or how we ended up at this wedding party but you need to be here they are handing out screwdrivers and Yamakas to everyone and it's a got damn open bar you need to be here now
This is the third time this year I've whored myself for a Netflix login. If this guy changes his password, I'm gonna fucking give up.
Or maybe pay for Netflix?
I'm not that desperate yet.
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
Did it work?
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