i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
I masturbated on the webcams with my bf yesterday then typed without washing my hands first... then my roommate used my laptop it was pretty priceless
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
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whoa! who said he's my boyfriend?
Oops. Sorry. That guy you keep accidentally running into in public. And at home. And with your vagina.
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
AMERICA LOVES YOU. RIDE THAT DICK LIKE PAUL REVERE RODE HIS HORSE SO MANY YEARS AGO
WOKE UP NEXT TO A PLATE OF MEATBALLS HAPPY MONDAY
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I think I pulled a muscle in my tongue.
sorry? thank you? I love you?
How did you end up breaking into that laundromat at 3am? I saw the snapchat but like..... How?
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
We're going to watch the inauguration and fuck. Or fuck and watch the inauguration, I'm not picky, just get your ass over here by ten.
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