Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
It only takes once for you to drunkly piss on a chick for her to lose interest in you.
i'm glad we've gotten to the point in our relationship where I can eat peach rings off your penis.
You can't have your penis and eat it, too.
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
His penis is literally smaller than my cell phone. I can't go out like that.
My sister came home, pulled two nalgene bottles of jaeger-bomb out of the fridge, changed out her 3 inch heels for 6 inch heels and left in under 3 minutes. I've never been more proud of her.
The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
I told my dad my stomach hurt and he bet me ten bucks I couldn't throw up on command. He has no idea what I did last night and I got ten bucks.
You know you drank too much last night when your mouthwash tastes like water
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
I woke up and found a stick of butter in my pocket. There's no butter in the house so I don't know who's it is. Using it to make cookies.
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
I'm about to take my 7th shot and I have to to go to dinner with my grandma in an half hour. What is my life.
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