Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
Day two of vacation and my first drink of the day is a plan b colada
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
He knows as soon as he hits chameleon eye status drunk, he is guaranteed to piss the bed we NEED to push him there
i'm sorry i gave your brother a handjob while you were on the blanket next to us, but to be fair your back was turned.
It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
whose ass print is on the piano?
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
Omg I joined a choir last night...
All I remember is your girlfriend laying on the bathroom floor and me crawling in and asking if it was okay to puke.
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