I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
my brother came home with a bottle of vodka and his pants off. were gonna spend more quality time together.
Why did I think it was so necessary to steal that rolling pin?
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
I'm just checking to make sure you don't want to go to the farmers market... This is an assumption based on the fact that you were slapped with a sandwich last night and you remained unconscious.
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
I took multi-tasking to a new level. I just ate a plate of nachos off my lap while driving to the bar. And I barely got any on me.
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
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