if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
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considering I showed up there after a xanax, 2 bottles of champagne and some coke, no shirt and someone else s husband... I'm sure you can figure that one out.
Apparently I used ziplock bags to smuggle my drink out with. By pouring it in one, then cut the corner like it was an icing bag later that night. What is wrong with me?
I don't think we had sex because when I woke up he was still wearing the chicken suit.
I've hit an all time low of asking baristas what would go good with marshmallow vodka. I think I might hire one to party with all of us. To make hangover drinks
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
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My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
Oh were you the stripper at that club last Sunday when i was trippin on acid wearing a giraffe outfit?
My gynecologist just said "don't worry, this won't be as hard as…well…" A FUCKING SEX JOKE NO
What kind of paramedic is he, some dude is dying back there and he's trying to get laid
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
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