I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
Showering in the handicapped shower. Im THAT hungover.
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
I bought an american flag today and by god im gonna fuck someone on it
He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
Welp, just took a tab of acid and cracked one of three bottles of champagne... Mondays ¯\\_(ツ)_/¯
Have you ever realized how weird it is to think that you've fucked someone and don't know what their handwriting looks like?
Gatorade without vodka just doesn't taste the same
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