I want to stick my p in your. b.
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
I'm gonna vom. In the dentist chair. Who makes a dentist appt for July fucking 5th.
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
OK! No more randoms over for the next month this is the third fucking time I caught a naked dude drinking my OJ in the middle of the night.
What is the current exchange rate for ramen to jello shots?
I'm honored that you could tear yourself away from your girlfriend's vagina long enough to text me.
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
Uess honpr I rememebrt hEzS cuter
You'll have to translate that into sober in the morning.
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
If the amount of time the owner spent looking at my tits is any indication, I’d say I can probably sleep my way to the top
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
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