Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
She was stumbling around looking for her cat. She said i could help, but i had to call him by his jungle name
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
Also, do you think i could get away with finishing my vodka cranberry from last night at work if i put orange juice in it? Serious question.
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
The fact that you screamed, "Alf is my spirit animal!" is proof enough that we're too old for peyote.
sweet Jesus, who thought 13 martinis was a good idea? 11 was probably sufficient.
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