Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
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i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
I am now the only person in my apartment who hasn't had sex in my bed.
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
Tonight will be judged a success if I walk out without having thrown up on my shirt.
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
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On the way home she put on a necklace with her name on it and wrote my name in sharpie across my chest so that in the morning we could avoid the awkward Idk who the fuck you are conversation. Best. Girl. Ever.
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
If I remember correctly I tried to steal a mail truck last night
I talked to the pizza guy for 10 minutes about my truck, I don't even have a truck
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