Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
i woke up, turned over, and noticed an assortment of knives stuck in my wall. i should prob stop drinking
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
The bottle I was drinking out of splintered on the bottom, there was glass in my hand, I pulled it out with my teeth... Not the best night for Drunk Kevin
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
Throwing up so forcefully that toilet water hits you in the face is not what the Pilgrims and Indians had in mind for this holiday
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
Unfortunately hes not a hipster douchebag with no life goals, so naturally I'm not interested.
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
MY BUTT IS BIG ENOUGH FOR AN ANACONDA AND HE DOESNT GET TO ENJOY IT TOUGH SHIT
My sex toys have been held in customs for almost a month now. They're British, what the hell?!?
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
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