At least make sure they are 18
Why
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
That last minute feeling of hesitation on whether I should bring my health card to the bar usually means I'm in for a good night.
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
I fucked her wearing an American flag. Now here I am, awake, naked, and flag less. How do I report this to the police?
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
We had to take the hinges off the bathroom door. Needless to say, you are no longer welcome at that bar
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
Randomize
