fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I think the only thing that impresses me are nice penises...and Jesus. Jesus would impress me. Especially if he walked on water again.
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
I just want a box on franzia all to myself. Just me, my wine, my tears, & my self loathing.
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
I accidently showed a girl my balls already today. Made me think of you.
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
I'm still not sure if it was intentional, but the chiropractor definitely cradled his balls on my shoulder. He even seemed to adjust the sack for comfort. I think I should be flattered. He is a doctor, after all..
He's probably hung over. I sure as hell am. I want to pop out my eyeballs with a fork and soak them in cold water
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
My cousin is passed out in my room, so I just masturbated in my walk-in closet. Apparently I get off on danger. Make note of that.
Just made a diving catch to save a handle of Fireball falling out of the car. ESPN worthy.
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
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