I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
Today's lesson: while in the shower, one should choose between either drinking OR shaving. Not both.
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I would have thought, as two of my best friends, you girls could have cought me as I fell out of the shower. There are so many bruises.
She said we "made love." I had to explain to her that when both parties agree that the first time time they have sex both people agree to video tape the whole thing its not "making love" but more like random good time fun sex.
Thank you for not boning my boss.
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
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Nope we are at the ER my brothers crazyass neighbor kinda stabbed him in the neck. He's gonna be fine.
Don't send me nudes asking me to come fuck you on lunch break then send me a video of kids you're babysitting.
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
I don't think you could pull off being mean.
How do you think I'm still single?
At some point you said you just wanted to get laid, so we had a moment of silence for your dead sex life...
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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