I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
i get turned down more than a collar. where are the desperate bitches i need to crawl to them
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
so I'm in athletic shorts, a suit jacket and I'm still drunk at 6:30am at the last leg of relay for life
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
Why is your name on a gluestick in a plastic baggy stuck to my door?
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
I was wondering how I got the burn marks on my boobs and then I remembered....
The baked potato bra?
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
Being single again makes you realize how guys can go from licking your asshole one night to never texting you again
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