I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
He got me an interview at his law firm and his boss asked him what he had to say about me. His response "He dates CRAZY bitches."
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
Could have had sex with an ex NFL kicker last night.
That would've been embarrassing.
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
Didn't want you to think it had been open season on my vagina since we broke up.
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
It's not as funny as it sounds. I shit myself at the company Christmas party.
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
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