No awkward lesbian experiences without me
thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
Piggyback rides are my preferred mode of transportation.
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
I drunken agreed to go wedding dress shopping with a stranger at the bar yesterday. She sent me an email asking what days I am free.
We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
I don't get a "my roommate is fucking you" discount?!
Sooo, my mother is snoring, my ex is sexting me, the guy I'm having an affair with is sending me dick pics, and all I want to do is sleep!
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
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