is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
I just recorded courtney puking and set it as my ringtone.
My dad just came home, said hi to mom and me in the kitchen, and then said "I'm gonna go inject my blood with iguana saliva".
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i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
i'm sitting in the second floor bathroom drinking coronas in the shower. do not find me.
So i learned you can't hair-of-a-dog jaeger hangovers.
i told him i was allergic to semen. he pulled out an epipen.
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
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Next time we smoke don't let me talk. I just said something and it sounded like I was speaking in hashtag.
Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
Go to hungover. Go directly to hungover. Do not pass go. Do not collect 200 dollars
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
I renamed some of my contacts in my phone before passing out and I have one I cant figure out, its "fucking house elf scum"
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