do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
Just got kicked in the balls by a girl in tap shoes. Fuck EVERYTHING
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Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
I know. I almost started crying. IN WHAT UNIVERSE IS THAT A TURN ON?!
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
i just wanna get shit faced and pass out in some random holly bush with a bucket on my head and stockings for shoes.
Then this bride walked into the bar, she thought it would be a good idea to hug her & then she started playing parachute with her train.
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The things happening in my intestines right now should only ever happen at truck stops and frat houses.
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
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